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PHUCKETTEVOL. 01

Premium streetwear. Collectible identity cards. One family.

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The Dankster HoodieThe Drifter FlannelThe P-CapThe Dankster Tote
The Dankster Hoodie
Black 14oz fleece. Worn by family.
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01 / THE UNIFORM

Drop 001 — the uniform
of the family.

Heavyweight cotton. Selvedge plaid. Embroidered marks, not screen-printed slogans. Numbered, limited, cut for Danksters.

The P-Cap
The P-Cap
Black structured snapback · embroidered P
$58 · Hold open
The Statement Tee
The Statement Tee
Bone heavyweight cotton · PHUCKETTE wordmark
$68 · Hold open
The Dankster Hoodie
The Dankster Hoodie
Black 14oz fleece · P. — Dankster chest mark
$148 · Hold open
The Drifter Flannel
The Drifter Flannel
Forest plaid · brushed cotton flannel
$128 · Hold open
The Dankster Tote
The Dankster Tote
Natural canvas · Phuckette / Dankster lockup
$48 · Hold open
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02 / THE FAMILY

Not a brand. A bloodline.

Danksters is the living roster behind Phuckette. Every member gets a hand-drawn portrait card, a unique member number, five attributes, a special trait, and a quote. Scan any card to see who's behind it. Wear the uniform to be recognized on sight.

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CLAIM YOUR NAME

Pick the name the family will call you. Locked to you, forever.

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RUN THE QUIZ

Eight questions decide your bloodline — Hustler, Drifter, or Gentleman.

03
YOUR PORTRAIT

Upload a selfie or a self-description. We render you in luxury graphic-novel ink.

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CARRY THE CARD

Share your scan link. Rep your bloodline. Level up with the family.

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Founder Numbering

Every card and piece is serialized. Your number is locked to you for life.

Limited Production

No restocks. No mass runs. When a drop is gone, it stays gone.

Easy Returns

30-day no-questions return on unworn pieces. The family takes care of its own.

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